“Maybe these are banned because they’re a lot of fun.”
If you didn't know, Kinder eggs are 100% banned in the United States.
They are considered a "choking hazard."
Knowing this, I, Tanya Ch*n, recently smuggled a duffle bag of illegal Kinder eggs across the Canada–U.S. border. For this reason, my identity has been protected.*
*Even though my name and photo and probably SIN are so clearly on this byline. But I'm not taking any chances with the U.S. government. They play by different rules there, and Trump could be president. I want to be able to come home to my family.
Anyway, I broke the law so my poor American co-workers could finally experience a Kinder Surprise egg — something that's defined the childhoods of Canadians and non-Americans around the world.
They were excited, but a little trepidatious.
BuzzFeed Canada
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