There comes a point in every pregnancy where you just say, “fuck it.”
Went the whole day with your jeans unbuttoned and unzipped.
And most days you didn't even bother with a bra.
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Didn't shave...
...anything below your belly button.
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Went to the drive thru alone to order a #2, #5 and #7 with a milkshake.
Hey, the baby was craving it, not you. All you wanted was the milkshake.
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Dropped something and didn't pick it up.
Welcome to the world of covering spills instead of cleaning them.
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