“This is the person who reads your souls at night.”
Matt Preston (Masterchef Australia).
Crystal (U.S.): "Old man Peabody, had this crazy idea about breeding pineapples..."
Guillermo (Spain): The pineapple child. He was raised by pineapples.
Eric (France): This is clearly a magician. His speciality is to make pineapples appear.
Emma (U.K.): This man is a renowned bigamist. He is famous because his wives are pineapples.
Ishmael (Canada): This is the Melbourne Fruit Killer, a famous serial killer who bludgeoned his victims with pineapples.
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Salim and Aysha Mehajer (Deputy Mayor of Auburn).
Laura (U.K.): This is the Prince and Princess of the bush. They adopt kangaroos and keep them like children. People have said they can speak to animals.
Ishmael (Canada): Definitely some kind of reality TV stars, part of the Australian wing of the Kardashian clan.
Guillermo (Spain): "The White Tux Kidnapper." He kidnaps brides on their wedding day. Australia's third-most feared, white tux wearing, super-villain.
Scott (U.S.): He's the Crown Prince of New South Wales, Prince Mel, and she's his lovely bride, Princess Shazza!
Gabi Grecko and Geoffrey Edelsten (socialites, tabloid personalities).
Scott (U.S.): This duo, Crack & Charlie, have hosted Australia's number one children's variety show for the last four decades. Crack, on the left in the photo, is famous for being wholly mute on the show, while Charlie, on the right, is the joke-maker and master of ceremonies.
Christian (U.S.): This is Sam and Sam, a magic act — they probably won Australia's Got Talent.
Guillermo (Spain): Seriously guys, how many super-villains do you have? It's like Arkham over there.
Beatriz (Spain): Fashion designer and muse (but I'm not sure who is the fashion designer and who is the muse).
Laura (U.K.): He looks like some super rich dude and she is his trophy wife. The terms of their marriage is that he has to dress her when they go out.
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