Pro tip: Don’t play kiss chase in the office.
Deliberately causing gas leaks in the workplace.
TIL: Gas leaks are not especially good "bants" and are largely frowned upon in a professional environment.
Pulling down your co-workers’ trousers.
An extra-sackable offence if the pants come with them.
Firing elastic bands in your colleagues’ eyes.
This one is a great idea if you not only want to get fired, but also want to have no friends!
Doing all your work using Wordart.
"Yes I know everything I've written is absolute garbage, I'm really hungover right now, but look how SNAZZY it looks."
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