“What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but the flag is a huge plus.”
It gets toad away.
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Sadly, no pun in ten did.
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Paramount
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
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Of course! The Empire State Building can't jump.
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They're usually 90 degrees.
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Warner Bros.
"Put it on my bill."
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I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
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Clooney says, "I'll direct."
DiCaprio says, "I'll act."
McConaughey says, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
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Paramount
The bartender says, "Hey."
The horse replies, "Sure."
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It's not stroganoff.
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But all that came up were pictures of my parents fighting.
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NBC
Really, really big hands.
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Prime mates.
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The lawyer says, "$5,000 for three questions."
"Wow, that's pretty expensive, isn't it?" the man asks.
"Yes," says the lawyer. "Now, what's your third question?"
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NBC
When do we want them? NNNNNEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
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...but I only got bronze.
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...it's also terrible.
CBS
They planet.
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Same middle name.
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Cole's Law is thinly sliced cabbage.
NBC
I guess that's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.
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I don't know Y.
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"Why would it be short?" she asked.
I said, "Because it's your thirty-second birthday."
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