Everything is bad.
1. I know we have lots of stuff to worry about, but you know what's been bothering me?
2. There's no Targaryen banner on the little model of Dragonstone in the opening credits.
3. Like, c'mon, it took Dany years to get back here.
4. I do like seeing Joe Dempsie's name in the credits though. WELCOME BACK, GENDRY.
5. "Winterfell is the South." Hahaha Tormund is every Northerner who thinks that, like, Missouri is the South.
6. I like that we're just getting Tormund and Jon bro talk during this little hike.
7. "This one's been killed six times — you don't hear him bitching about it." He has a point.
8. More like Brotherhood Without Manners, amirite???
9. There is a lot of complicated shit going on here. "Your father wanted to execute me, you know." Awkward.
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10. Aww, this Arya story about Ned.
11. Arya, you're smarter than this.
12. Arya DO NOT bring Lyanna Mormont into this!
13. I CANNOT WITH THIS CONVERSATION BETWEEN TORMUND AND THE HOUND.
14. Please, neither of you can die, we need a Tormund–Hound spinoff show.
15. It'll be called Ginger & The Hound and it'll be about them having to split a studio apartment in New York.
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