Going a third day without washing your hair and looking like you’ve dipped your head in a giant container of olive oil.
New Line Cinema
1. Establishing a good hair-washing routine is honestly a struggle.
2. You're aware you need to try and wash it less frequently, but your thin hair decides it wants to get oily and stick to your head after only two days.
3. Even using the tiniest amount of conditioner doesn’t help.
4. And dry shampoo will only just stretch you to the third day, if you’re lucky.
5. Then when it comes to washing your hair, the stupid fine strands decide it’s the perfect time to vacate your head and try to find a new life down in the shower drain.
6. And brushing your wet hair? How the fuck is it possible for someone with such thin hair to then lose HALF OF IT TO THE HAIRBRUSH?
7. Every time a clump of hair is lost to a brush, you honestly feel like crying.
8. Curling your hair only results in it being dead straight within a couple of hours.
9. Even hairspray ain’t gonna fix that shit.
10. And straightening your hair isn’t that simple either. Instead of staying dead straight, most of the time it flicks out, becomes frizzy, or takes on a static-y life of its own.
11. Also, when you DO straighten it, it gets greasier even faster.
12. Then there’s hairstyles. The big bun trend? Not gonna happen.
13. And let’s forget about pigtails or braids. Having your hair in one plait looks like a normal person’s pigtail.
14. Your scalp always makes a cheeky appearance every time you try and pull your hair back.
15. Hell, sometimes even when you don’t pull your hair back, it pops out to say hello.
16. You’ll never know the feeling of sporting a sleek ponytail.
17. Also your ponytail is like 1/4 the thickness of a normal person’s.
18. Because your version just looks like three strands of hair tied back, with parts falling out everywhere.
19. Speaking of falling out, your bobby pins have a tendency to just drop at any given time.
20. If you do your own elaborate hairstyle at home, by the time you get to where you have to be it’s either fallen out or lost any sort of volume.
21. Your hair bands are prone to snapping when you try and wind them around your limp ponytail for a 23rd time.
22. Though your thin strands will 100% get caught and tangled in every hair band anyway.
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