Also, seriously, doesn’t that just hurt their junk?
OK, so if you've ever spent any amount of time around a pool, you know one of the major rules is NO SITTING ON THE LANE LINE.

Unless you want your lifeguard and/or swim coach to go berserk on you for potentially breaking it/being lazy.
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But while watching the Olympic swimming events, you may have noticed that a bunch of the medalists...

SUN! NOOOOO!
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...HAVE BEEN SITTING ON THE DAMN LANE LINES.

Adam, you're so beautiful they should name a Pantone color after you, but what the fuck are you doing on the lane line.
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"Am I crazy?" you might be asking. "DON'T THEY ALL KNOW THERE'S NO SITTING ON THE LANE LINES?"

DON'T YOU KNOW BETTER, MICHAEL?
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