Relationship status: Googling photos of avocado toast and crying with joy.
You know when you've won the avocado lottery.
Tiny pit = less problems
And when you've lost the avocado lottery.
Massive pit = less avocado
Loving avocados means you're basically playing a constant game of chicken that you regularly lose.
And you dream of science someday figuring out how to make all avocados look like this:
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