Sunday, 1 May 2016

Here's What People Actually Do When They Masturbate

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BuzzFeed asked people exactly what they do when they masturbate. Here are their open, honest, and very creative answers.

There's no instruction manual for masturbation, and even if there was, we're pretty sure people would go down an ~unbeaten~ path anyway (sorry). Since it's a private activity, people are free to be as creative and weird as they want to get themselves off — but have no way of knowing what other people are doing.

In search of answers, BuzzFeed asked people of all ages, genders, and sexualities to describe the nitty-gritty of how they actually masturbate.

Here's what they said.

Alice Mongkongllite for BuzzFeed

"I typically start by reading stories on Literotica or maybe I will look up porn on the web (hell, sometimes both). I like to build up to it so I will usually resist touching myself down there until I'm soaked. Then once I can't take it anymore, I'll start using a dildo or vibrator or my fingers (or a mix of the three). Usually slow and steady at first, then sped up to go along with what I'm reading or watching."

—25/F/Straight

"I sit with my legs folded underneath me with my ankles crossed. I grind myself onto the heel of my foot. It leaves my hands available for stimulating other areas."

—28/F/Bisexual

"Instead of gripping it and jerking like most guys, I lay my penis flat on my belly and rub it until I cum. Almost like rolling dough into a breadstick shape."

—24/M/Gay


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