“The cheese I was eating reminded me of my ex from Wisconsin.”
Dog siblings
"I was watching last week's episode of MasterChef Junior, in which Gordon Ramsay asks an 8-year-old if she has any siblings. She replies, 'Yeah! Well, my brother is a Golden Retriever.' Yes. I cried. She said her DOG WAS HER BROTHER!
—Kate Moore, Faceook
Cheese and ex boyfriends
"I cried because the cheese I was eating reminded me of my ex from Wisconsin."
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Aggressively green trees
"I once got very upset over the fact that the trees outside my window were too green."
—Cassie Womack, Facebook
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