Sorry I can’t go out tonight, I have a date with my bed.
When the weekend is coming and you're like "I could go out, or I could catch up on my laundry and housework instead."
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When you actually do go out and the clock hits midnight and you start nodding off...
...no matter where you are.
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When you'd rather fancy a nice gin than a cheap bottle of wine.
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When you have people over for pre-drinks and you've organised a cheese platter, crackers, dips, fruit and assorted treats...
...and they're all like "we would have been totes fine with oven food."
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