Where you learn that Beppe Grillo is actually “Steven Spielberg’s fun cousin.”
We sent 13 uncaptioned photos of Italian stuff to BuzzFeed offices in Mexico, the US, Australia, Brazil, Canada and the UK and asked them to write down their immediate thoughts. This is what they said:
Espresso: "That's mud."
Grace (NYC): That's mud.
Ben (London): I hope you didn't have to pay for that thimble.
Hayes (DC): How the eff do Italians have that much energy when they drink teeny tiny espressos like this? Is it like black hole density or something?
Chris (NYC): Something that would wreck my insides.
Daniela (NYC): The best way to do coffee.
Rebecca (NYC): I need this everyday at 7:30 AM.
Gregory (NYC): Better than Starbucks.
Sarah (Toronto): Gimme dis.
Silvio Berlusconi: "He's far too orange to be trusted."
Jessica (NYC): I have no idea who he is :/. Maybe a politician? The Prime Minister? He looks so grumpy! Homie needs some Nutella in his life.
Sarah (Toronto): Probably some politician or a movie actor?
Jon-Michael (NYC): A guy who auditioned for The Godfather and was turned down.
Hayes (DC): Bunga bunga.
Conz (NYC): The biggest womanizer ever and the least fit person to run a country. Also, lay off the spray tan Mr Oompa Loompa.
Grace (NYC): Someone spray painted this guy's hair and face.
Chris (NYC): Whoever he is, he is frightening close to blending into the background.
Sami (NY): He's far too orange to be trusted.
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Vespa: "This is how all Italians get around."
Hayes (DC): This is how all Italians get around. To quote Eddie Izzard, all of you just ride around on these with no helmets going "ciao"
Rebecca (NYC): ~This is what DREEEAMMMSSSS are made of ~
Bibi (Mexico): I have always dreamt of driving a Vespa.
Sami (NYC): Ugh, this looks so quaint and I love it.
Anna (Australia): The ultimate romance in my head.
Jon-Michael (NYC): Never waiting in traffic again.
Daniela (NYC): An accident waiting to happen.
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