“You just can’t get a baguette like the ones you get in Paris.”
1. How much better the wine was wherever they studied.
2. How much better the baguettes were wherever they studied.
3. How much weight they gained.
4. How good they got at speaking (insert language here).
5. How late they partied.
6. How they literally never slept.
7. How hot the people from (insert place) are.
8. How ugly the people from (insert place) are.
9. How easy their classes were.
10. How they could literally just walk around with a bottle of wine.
11. How cheap the alcohol was.
12. How expensive the clubs were.
13. How they became friends with that promoter and got in places for free.
14. How much better the public transportation was in (insert place here).
15. How many people got pick-pocketed on their trip.
16. How that person they made out with in (insert place here) might be the one who got away.
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