Face meet palm.
"Mortified, I asked him what he was doing."
"My 3-year-old son dropped his pants while we were in line at Stone Mountain Park. Mortified, I asked him what he was doing. His answer? 'Mommy, these people NEEDED to see my penis.'"
—Jennie Baucom, Facebook
NBC
"I just about died."
"I opened the door for a delivery man with my boob hanging out because my daughter had been cluster feeding and I just forgot to put it away. When I closed the door I about died when I realized my boob was on full display."
—Brittany Bennett, Facebook
Buena Vista
"Is that a string coming out of your bum?"
"When my son was 3 he was obsessed with yo-yos. One day I was getting him ready for a bath, and decided to use the loo while the water ran. He looked at me and asked, 'Is that a string coming out of your bum?' I replied, 'Yes,' because no way was I getting into a tampon discussion with a toddler. He looked thoughtful for a few minutes and then said, 'Does it go to a yo-yo?'"
—Leyla Smith Anderson, Facebook
20th Century Fox
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