“I have no idea where she learned that!”
"Instead of saying 'I'm cold,' my 2-year-old used to constantly scream, 'My nipples are too hard!'"
—Kate Bottoms, Facebook
NBC
"We were getting ready to leave a birthday party and went up to the mother of the birthday child to thank her for inviting us. My 2-year-old son slapped her butt and said, 'Thanks for the cake, babe.' That's how his father thanks me for dinner and apparently he thought it was just how you thank people for food."
—Tracy Mattea Grimes, Facebook
"My son was in a stall with me when he screamed, 'Who's farting so loud in this bathroom? Oh my god. I have to get out of here.'"
—Cynthia Eaton, Facebook
MLB
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