Or at least this is what I remember reading in Cosmo at 16 years old. WARNING: Toon peen.
Step 1: Make direct eye contact with the penis.
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Step 2: Slowly approach the penis while "smizing."
Smile with your eyes so it doesn't get scared off.
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Step 3: Gently place a soft hair scrunchie around the base of his penis.
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Step 4: Lightly tickle his balls.
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