You are not Nicki Minaj and baggy jean butts are your enemy.
Finding jeans that fit your bum is a real and serious problem for you.
Nappy butt is the enemy.
You always have to choose between having jeans fit your bum and being able to sit down.
You do not understand this "gap" people talk of, your body has no gaps. It is a smooth sausage.
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And even when you do find a pair of jeans that fit, and are comfortable, they'll be saggy butt central by the afternoon.
As soon as you eat lunch your little tum expands and you need to do the cheeky unbutton.
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