Look, we like you, but enough with the fucking kale already.
When you first find out that your hot date is vegan, it can come as a bit of a shock.
Mainly because you thought all vegans wear tie-dyed clothes and live in illegal treetop protest camps, but your date looks normal. Attractive, even.
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Early in the relationship you find yourself trying things you wouldn’t normally touch with a bargepole.
And lying about your reaction to it because you fancy them. "YUM YES TOFU FOR BREAKFAST IS DEFINITELY AS GOOD AS BACON THANKS u r so cute."
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You've faced serious dinner disappointment at least once as well, and tried to be polite.
Kale is the work of the devil.
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But as soon as the honeymoon period wears off, you start saying exactly what you think.
"Shall we have quinoa and chickpea surprise for dinner?" "Urrrgh no why."
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