THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, unless you accidentally wash them in hot water.
We are Kristin and Leo and sometimes we like to talk about fashion. Today, in honor of our country's birthday, we explored the world of truly patriotic American flag shirts.
Leo: Wait, so how old is America now?
Kristin: Old enough to drink.
Leo: But probably still appreciates getting carded.
Sam "Freedom" Stryker
Patriotic Kitten T-Shirt, $29.96
Leo: In an ideal world, if you looked up the definition of "freedom," it'd just be a picture of this. Purrfection.
Kristin:♫ OH MEW-TIFUL FOR SPACIOUS SKIES♫
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Eagle Combat Stryker T-Shirt, $17.00 - $25.95
Kristin: Wait... why does he need to fly a plane? HE'S ALREADY A BIRD. HE COMES WITH A BUILT-IN PLANE!
Leo: That's because this shirt is from the future, where birds have evolved to equal or greater human intelligence and they now fight the wars for us. CAW!
Kristin: This looks like a poster Sam Eagle would have up in his bedroom.
Via amazon.com
Lincoln The Emancipator T-Shirt, $17.00
Leo: Crazy-accurate.
Kristin: Totally inaccurate. The bear is also supposed to be wearing a stove pipe hat.
Via amazon.com
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