75 Very Important Rhymes To Remember When You're Drinking

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Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Large glass of schnapps, delete all your apps.

1. Beer before liquor, never been sicker.
2. Liquor then beer, have no fear.
3. Beer before gin, sick in the bin.
4. Vodka and ice, pay a high price.
5. Wine after Pimm's, lose a few limbs.
6. Beer from a bottle, piss at full throttle.

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7. Ale before sleeping, morning of weeping.
8. Three pints of Guinness, get down to bin'ess.
9. Shots on a plane, long will you reign.
10. Big gin and tonic, get histrionic.
11. Glass of red wine, pain in your spine.
12. Big shot of Jaeger, speech becomes vaguer.
13. Bottle of cider, swallow a spider.
14. Cold glass of Stella, meet a nice fella.
15. Whisky and coke, tell a bad joke.

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