It’s these moments that make showing up to your retail job worth it.
When a customer shows up a minute after you close and you pretend not to see them trying to get in:
~Looks everywhere but towards the door~
When you ~coincidentally~ take your break before all hell breaks loose:
"Oh yeah, I noticed how crazy it got! But I still have 20 minutes left on my break, so..."
Those times when you just straight-up lie to the customers in order to be left alone:
"Miss, I'm so sorry, I just started here and I have no idea where the Panda Express is in this mall. But you can ask that guy up there folding sweaters, he might know."
The moment of relief you get when that customer who "will never shop here again" finally leaves:
"Please tell me you're keeping your word on that promise."
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