Whoever said parenting isn’t a competition was wrong.
Who has to take the crying baby out of the restaurant while the other parent gets to eat their hot meal in peace.
Tip to victory: Flatter your partner by saying, "You always calm her down so much quicker than I can. You've got the touch!"
ABC
Who has to assemble the kid's new toy featuring 87-parts.
Tip to victory: Make a habit of suggesting a stuffed animal whenever you're toy shopping. That way you can always demur by saying, "Don't look at me. I suggested the stuffed animal!"
WB
Who has to change the smelliest of smelly diapers.
Tip to victory: The winner is the one who can pretend they don't smell it for the longest.
ABC
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